phantom shart 

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.

Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."

phantom shart by Yikes__ June 4, 2021

Phantom Shart 

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.

Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.

Phantom Shart by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023