A person would would rather spend all his free time playing magic online than play xbox live with his friends.
friend - 'what are you doing?'
peeway - 'Just got back from work'
'wrong, your going to turn your xbox on!'
'wrong i'm loading up the modo software'
'why?'
'becos its release week and this set is so much fun and i keep winning and they only run these events for like a week. dont worry i'll be back on the xbox after wednesday'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.