pewpsicle

A popsicle made out of feces. Used to display dismay or slight disappointment.

Person A: Dude someone just gave away free kitties.
Person B: Pewpsicles, I did not get any =(

by Instant September 11, 2007

pewpsicle

A popsicle made out of feces. Used to display dismay or slight disappointment.

Person A: Dude someone just gave away free kitties.
Person B: Pewpsicles, I did not get any =(

by Instant January 2, 2009

Sour Milk Popsicle

When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."

by Datt Hott September 23, 2012

Dr. Popsicle

1. When you leave your Dr. Pepper in the freezer

2. Slang for cock

1. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

2. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

by Hezaa May 26, 2010

Pepsiless

When you buy a Pepsi and someone takes it and drinks all of it right in front of you. You are now pepsiless.

I drank my friend’s Pepsi and now he is PEPSILESS.

by GaggleForf November 29, 2018

Rat popsicle

The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.

“Shut up you little rat popsicle”

by trinawalters October 20, 2019

popsicled

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.

Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!

by Four-Wheeled Castratus April 12, 2011