pimpsicle

Plain and simple, when someone is a <i> stone cold pimp </i>.

That boy just slapped a ho for being $20 short on the night, he's just a straight up pimpsicle.

See also: Denzel Washington in Training Day.

by FeliciaH February 24, 2008

pimpsicle

1. A very cold pimp, usually by standing outside in the winter offering either a bizach or ho to any man that is willing to $pay$
2. A popular frozen treat sold by 50 cent and Ice-T. Only two flavors available: latex and pimpjuice.

Damn it is snowizzling! I am so cold that i am turning into a pimpsicle!

by miranda hever April 11, 2004

Sour Milk Popsicle

When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."

by Datt Hott September 23, 2012

Dr. Popsicle

1. When you leave your Dr. Pepper in the freezer

2. Slang for cock

1. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

2. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

by Hezaa May 26, 2010

Rat popsicle

The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.

“Shut up you little rat popsicle”

by trinawalters October 20, 2019

popsicled

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.

Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!

by Four-Wheeled Castratus April 12, 2011

Pitsicle

The frozen state of underarm sweat. Most likely caused by summer temperatures and humidity followed by lunch in a Chipotle.

The 115 degree temperature, excessive coffee and laughing lead to pitting out, after which I entered a Chipotle and my pitstains were turned into pitsicles. After leaving the Chipotle, which was maintained at an arctic 34 degrees, my pitsicles were once again pitstains.

by Pitmaster7 August 17, 2010