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One of the best computer games ever known. Highly addicting. :D See: www.petz.com
I play Petz.
Petz by Kristen August 10, 2003
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Noun: some short kid who carries around a backpack all day and bags at krogers 24/7
This kid was pulling a petz the other day when I went to Kroger.
petz by dallas white July 22, 2007
An absolute beaut of a girl. Another way to say a girl is extremely hot
That girls a fucking petz
Petz by shoot_dude February 26, 2022
Same as potz or putz, ie., the male sex organ or a very stupid and foolish person. The relationship between the organ and a person derives from the Yiddish "explanation", "Wherever you push him that's where he goes". (It's better in Yiddish.) Also used as the plural of potz/putz.
"What a petz! He's such a fool he'll do any stupid thing someone tells him to." And, "What petz they are".
Petz by Hotceller February 5, 2005

petz chat 

A CHAT ROOM ABOUT PETZ
including
LOL
welcome to petz chat room about petz
petz chat by atlyss July 28, 2004
One crazy, evil, bad-ass individual. Someone with twisted and quick intelligence, who looks down on the world without even bothering to let them know it. One scary, well thought out, elitist mofo....
n the movie "The Omen", Damien Thorne's last name would have been more realistic, had it been "Petzold".
Petzold by Reinhardtz February 5, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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