petulance

forward or insolent
impatient or irritable, esp. over petty things; peevish

kelly: shane made me walk home in the dark by myself

eleanor : omg the absolute petulance of him

petulance by leonacmf December 30, 2011

Peculance 

This word does not exist, I just made it up to get in the Urban Dictionary.

"It was very peculantic of me to invent a word, just to get in the Urban Dictionary".

With peculance he falsely submitted his definition.

Peculance by Dokkeabi off of Kalonline April 10, 2010

Petulant 

To act like Robin van Persie. Pissy, childish and generally cuntish.

Stop being so petulant. Your mother would really not be proud.

Petulant by The Arsenal Man February 1, 2014

Wetulance

The liquid state of flatulance, midway between solid and gaseous states.

“Dude, that napalm hot curry has given me a bad case of wetulance”

Wetulance by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Petulant 

Whiny, childlike behavior in response to something not going your way. See Donald Trump for direct personification.

Wow, he really took that joke personally. How thin-skinned and petulant could he possibly be? .. Oh.

Petulant by AKBojangles December 9, 2016

Petulant child

"A bad tempered person who behaves like a child."

The British government is concerned Donald Trump will behave like a petulant child if the Obamas are invited to the royal wedding and he is not.

Petulant child by Harry&Megan April 22, 2018

Petulant Child

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a petulant child.

Petulant Child by Bernie F'ing Sanders May 27, 2017