Wetulance

The liquid state of flatulance, midway between solid and gaseous states.

“Dude, that napalm hot curry has given me a bad case of wetulance”

Wetulance by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

petulance

forward or insolent
impatient or irritable, esp. over petty things; peevish

kelly: shane made me walk home in the dark by myself

eleanor : omg the absolute petulance of him

petulance by leonacmf December 30, 2011

wellanceing

To tie a tourniquet on too loose because of an inability to keep ones hand from shaking.

I'm having a problem getting my fix. I keep wellanceing.

I wouldnt have missed my vein if I wasn't wallanceing.

wellanceing by Sether April 30, 2013

weblanceguru 

Weblanceguru

Weblanceguru

weblanceguru by Cyberwebnic November 15, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016