Peto 

A gaseous, noxious expulsion from the anal passage; usually resulting in a toxic odour commonly used to dissolve plastic and wither souls. Can cause aggressive outbursts. From the French word 'Peter'

Corr blimey someones just let rip a peto.

Has someone just peto'd in here? I think my soul is withering.

I'm going to have to make my excuses and leave, I can feel a peto coming on.

Peto by Spoontastic January 8, 2010

Peto 

To lie about getting further with a girl than you actually did. Occurs when one leads on their friends when it comes to doing acts, mostly of the sexual nature, with a female.

Please tell me you are petoing because that girl definitely had herpes.

Peto by pcbtwentyten March 14, 2010

Peto 

A cool, chill guy who doesn't like to be alone and will always love you no matter what but asoon as you do him wrong hell never see you the same, you really should have a peto in your life

Peto. Hell take any girl he want

Peto by Geiwbeudb June 17, 2022

Peto 

pronounced PEE-toh; plural "petoes"; adjective "petoish"
A peto is a male who has several characteristics, including:
-Pale skin
-Chubby, stubby hands with wide fingers, sort of like Italian hands
-Most have blond hair, usually greasy
-Average height; nothing above 6 ft.
-Chubby face, although they may not have a chubby body
-Work in construction/work with cars, or seem like they would probably work in construction/work with cars

He's cute, but I don't like petoes.

Peto by KingMePlease January 6, 2012

Peto 

A subsection of douche and fuck boy; a peto is a man above the age of 25, who hits on girls that are significantly younger, but will not cause him to become a registered sex offender. Typically, a peto will implement a camouflage at college parties, by retaining the maturity level of a freshman, however, targets with a blood alcohol content below .200 can easily identify them by their dad bod, and face of a 30 year old alcoholic.

Sarah(freshman) got drunk for the first time at theta house, and woke up next to a peto in her dorm.

Peto by Slutsauce January 13, 2020

peto palace 

Micheal Renalds basement were he creeps and sleeps

renalds took nutzac to peto palace

peto palace by nutzack patotree July 19, 2016

Quinn Peto 

A Canadian man with really blonde hair, with freckles and green eyes. You will literally fall in love with him if you see one. Pretty cute, usually white, plus amazing person you will ever meet. Does cross country all the time at each school he goes to and plays fortnite. He has his bitchy ways.

Girl: Omg that boy is hot

Other girl: bitch he's mine!

Quinn Peto : OH HELL NO!!!

Quinn Peto by Thisbitchyeet September 25, 2019