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peters answers 

this dumb website where it "answers" anything your friend types in.
its totally fake, your friends type your answer where they have to type "peter please answer.."
so it knows anything your friends know"
...if you dont get it, ask a friend who knows how it works to amaze you.
and then learn that its a stupid trick that was really well though out
"omg peters answers actually worked!!!!@#$"
peters answers by Peter Furey April 4, 2008
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Peter answers 

Peteranswers.com is a website that you can use to trick your friends into believing that the website can guess the answers to the questions you ask it. To use peter answers, in the petition box press the "." (period) key then type the answer of the question you are going to ask. To everyone around you it will look as if you are typing "Peter, please answer" if your answer is shorter than "Peter, please answer" then you press "." again and finish the petition (Same thing if your answer is long with Peter, please answer the following question). Then, add a colon to the end of the word "answer" (or "question" depending on how long your answer is) and type in your question! Your friends will be amazed. When they try to type in a question, Peter will say something like, "You do not believe in Peter" and won't give them an answer.
Peter answers won't work for me because I don't believe in the website.
Peter answers by Jeff_W January 9, 2009
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