Pete Maravich 

Nicknamed "Pistol Pete" - a legendary basketball player who mesmerized fans and players with his outrageous dribbling, shooting, and passing.

Known for his "floppy socks" and shaggy haircut, "Pistol Pete" is the last man to lead both the NBA and the NCAA in scoring.

Maravich was a world-class gunner. Averaged a cartoonish, record setting, 44.2 points per game at LSU - without a 3-point line. Also led the SEC in assists (many mind-blowing).

After career, found Christ. Died at 40 from a rare heart disease. Named one of the NBA's greatest of all time.

While alive, packed stadiums. Now a YouTube sensation.

White guy.

Holy shit, did you see that pass? That was total Pistol Pete.

This fucking guy shoots more than Pete Maravich.

Pete Maravich by Hoops Maven October 16, 2010

Pisstol Pete Maravich 

Exclamation by one who needs to urinate really badly. Usually said in the words, "I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!" Also included, a soothing of the balls after a really long satisfying piss.

Pistol Pete Maravich was a well known pro basketball player who was known to be one of the best ball handlers of all time.

Oh my god, I can't hold it anymore! I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!

Pisstol Pete Maravich by rjm1974 July 31, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016