Pet Man

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A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.

Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.

Pet Man by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022

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man-pet

1. Any male human being, particularly any metrosexual man, serving as a pet, usually to rich gay men, fussy old queens, or, occassionally, to a dominatrix.

"Hey Steve! Check out my new man-pet! Isn't he adorable?!"

man-pet by jaslene July 8, 2007

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Man pet

When a guy is so obedient and loyal to his girl/boyfriend, they are like a dog they can train and use.

Ben is so whipped, he's basically a man pet

Man pet by RicePudding May 20, 2016

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man pet

Obsequious male who sniffs after a suitor, male or female, who is way out of his league who will be expected to put up with all of the drudgery of a relationship with none of the benefits, most pointedly without any sex. He will be called upon to act as pyschotherapist, answer 4am phone calls, and provide transportation at a moments notice, without any complaints whatsoever.

Woman 1: "Do you guys do it?"

Woman 2: "Are you kidding, OF COURSE NOT, he's just a man pet!"

man pet by BamKablam September 15, 2011

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Ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet

When you put a XTC-pill or another pill containing the substance “MDMA” in someones mouth without him wanting this.

Hey ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet.

Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten

Ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 July 16, 2019

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Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem!

Cash free motors at cash free prices.

Cheers fatty!

Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem! by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003

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petman

Native Georgie person from the Newcassssssle area.

Petman went into Toon

petman by Ribbler July 27, 2006

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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