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The pastor chose to pull out her Hitachi Magic Wand and polish her pearl. She just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday Pastorbation session.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
Get the Pastorbation mug.A chubby female who after failing at normal social interaction, acquiesces to her desire for companionship and engages in a lesbian relationship with a fellow chubby female with a similar history of social rejection.
The Whale Dyke had refused to admit to herself or others that she was a lesbian, despite having spent the last eight months engaging in lesbian sex on an almost daily basis with two different fellow chubbies
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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A few guys in the frat house stared wonderingly as the Whale Whisperer walked into the stadium with his Whale Pod. They failed to comprehend how in less than four weeks he had managed to get all three chubby girls to not only offer up their virgin holes, but totally acquiescence to his will. Dorm mates said every night they'd hear the Whales Songs as he worked one after the other and even at times all three at once.
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Marraine had learned to accept that she was his Butt Bitch. In return for the companionship and financial support she willingly accepted being sodomized during their daily morning showers.
by MCK73 April 7, 2014
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After the service the Pastorbator went home and rode her Hatachi Magic Wand till the neighbors could hear the moaning that marked the arrival of every Sunday afternoon.
by MCK73 February 10, 2014
Get the pastorbator mug.A chubby chick who understands that her enormous tits are the only reason that guys and most girls even realize she exists. In an effort to fit in she forces a smile as people tease her about her Juggs and never says a word when guys "brush" up against them to get a cheap feel. By giving her just a minimum of attention almost any guy can get them out for play in private and with just a whispered promise of further attention, he can deposit a load into any of her three holes.
As she sat there on the couch collecting her clothes from the frat house floor, the Fun Bag Bimbo knew that guy was already back upstairs regaling the others that he had just gone around the world on her. He'd almost certainly show the pictures he took with his phone of her Juggs to his friends and might even let them see the video clip he took of him titty fucking her.
by mck73 February 11, 2014
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Jenny sucked his cock in the middle of the party while his friends cheered him on and the other bitches called her out. It was quite a Slut Premier, but hardly the only of the night.
by mck73 February 13, 2014
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