Pestie
When a door-to-door pest control salesman acts like your best friend to sell you shit you don't need to the extent that they become a pest themselves: they're a pestie.
Pestie by unexpected_romba March 23, 2020
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Pestie
Pestie by Valuefighter March 23, 2020
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pestie • pestilence • pesticles • postie • pastie • peste • Pester • pestering • Pestimistic • pastie bap
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pestie by Fxsstjknkogdzcv December 8, 2016
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Pesti Stomach
When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.
Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why.
Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.
Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.
Pesti Stomach by sr7777 June 19, 2019
peste
Wow! Who farted in here? What peste!!!
or
Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."
or
Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."
peste by adrian1082 August 23, 2009
Missoula Mortar and Pestle
A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Missoula Mortar and Pestle by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
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