pervis

when you drop trow and spread your ass cheeks out as far as they can go, then rip total ass. best done when you apply your ass to their face.

johnnie passed out so me and mike gave him a horrible pervis.

by danny gaylor May 06, 2006

pervis

a creature who only baths in c-plus and only consumes similar orange products. He insists on being the most aggressive lover one's ever had the misfortune of spending 8 seconds with. It's name is derived from pervert and travis. It's been mistaken for an orangutan and is often reported as a zoo escapee. It will do all your drugs, drink all your beer and wait until you are asleep and touch you where you pee.

Owe, my pee-hole burns and I think my drugs & beer have been consumed. Why is there orange hair and residue in my bath tub? I think Pervis showed up while we were asleep.

by jebus cripes December 03, 2009

Pervy

Referring to a person that is into all that dirty shit.

"OMG, Jeff is so pervy, me kept looking at my boobs yesterday".

by yadayoot September 24, 2018

Pervy

Creepy. Describes a middle-aged guy who stares too much and doesn't realize that young girls aren't interested in him. A step below a stalker.

The thing she hated most about the bus were the stares from the pervy guy.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

pervy

Lightheartedly perverted, charmingly perverted. One step below kinky.

Shall we have regular sex, or would you like to be a bit pervy today?

by robotmad January 05, 2007

Pervy

Someone who is perverted, always thinking about or trying to get sex.

Pervy was hittin on all the hoes last night!

by crazyfock November 07, 2003

Pervis

A very perverse person, much like pervert, only worse and much funner to say.

Melody: Did you see that old guy with the thin mustache who was eating that banana?

Chuck: Yeah, he looked like a total pervis!

by Chucky Girl July 09, 2010