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pert near 

she was pert near asleep
pert near by lee crawford April 29, 2003
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pert near 

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.
I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.
pert near by ORMMER November 6, 2010

Pert' Near 

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!
Pert' Near by Badturns July 13, 2010

pert’near 

Close to this time
It’s pertnear time to start a new career
pert’near by Lady Delilah February 20, 2024

pertnear 

Southern slang for the sentence " pretty near finished" with the task at hand.
Hey, you finished unloading that truck yet? Pertnear boss!
pertnear by Thomas Mullinax March 31, 2008
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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