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pert near by lee crawford April 29, 2003
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Pert' Near
I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.
Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.
Her: How close are you to cumming?
Me: Pert' near!
Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.
Her: How close are you to cumming?
Me: Pert' near!
Pert' Near by Badturns July 13, 2010
pert’near
pert’near by Lady Delilah February 20, 2024
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.