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the 44th person in the group chat
Person 1: "Where's the 44th person?"
Person 2: "idk man"
Person 3: "meh"
Person 4: "i don't fucking know"
Person 5: "i have massive mommy milkers"
Person 6: "i am drinking water. water drinking noise drinking drinking blablabla aeiou u u u drink noise drink drink gargle drink fine line drink drink the man semen drink drink"
Person 7: "burp"
Person 8: "six seven not"
Person 9: "why are we even having this coversation"
Person 10: "denial"
Person 11: "is"
Person 12: "a"
Person 13: "river"
Person 14: "in"
Person 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, and 30: "egypt"
Person 11: "Godfuckingdamn"
Person 31: "hey person 5 can i nibble your mommy milkers"
Person 32: "vomit"
Person 33: "counting their guap"
Person 34: "Rule number 34, don't ask what Rule 34 is."
Person 35: "drooling"
Person 5: "sure person 31"
Person 36 and 37: "what in the 69"
Person 38: "trying to get a lobotomy"
Person 39: "hesitating on helping person 38 to give them a lobotomy"
Person 40 and 41: "explosive diarrhea"
Person 42: "The answer to life, the universe and everything is"
Person 43: "5?"
Person 44: "dumbass, it's 42."
Person 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 33, 38, 41, 42 and 43: "OH MY GOD IT'S PERSON 44!!!"
Person 5: "Shut up"
person 44 by goober guy lol November 24, 2025
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026