persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.

I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

by JP$ September 30, 2003

Persian Squirrel

The sensation of pushing a clawing squirrel out of your ass after eating Persian food.

I really enjoyed lunch today at the Iranian restaurant but had to drop an extremely painful Persian squirrel when I got home.

by The Iron Sheik July 21, 2009