A truly awful disease in which the suffer is under the saddelusional belief that Steve Perry will actually release another album.
There is currently no known treatment. Sufferers cannot comprehend the truth, preferring to hold on to the delusion at all costs in spite of the insurmountable evidence. These sad people need our sympathy, and a hug.
I believe silly rumors that Steve Perry is recording again. I have perryism. Please hug me!
n. Informal
A distinctive doctrine, system, theory or sayings by the one and only Perry:
"You will have that in Big Time Auto Racing"
"Score"
"Perrrrfect"
"Latar Man"
"To tell you the truth"
"Nice"
"Hello, this is Perry, you know I called you yesterday"
"So your telling me im glad to be on the edge"
Squid got so pissed he said a whole sting of Perryism's:
"Hello, this is Perry, you know Perry.. I just talked to you yesterady about the gears.. Nice, well some times you will have that in big time auto racing.. Well gotta run, Latar Man."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.