Perryism

A truly awful disease in which the suffer is under the sad delusional belief that Steve Perry will actually release another album.

There is currently no known treatment. Sufferers cannot comprehend the truth, preferring to hold on to the delusion at all costs in spite of the insurmountable evidence. These sad people need our sympathy, and a hug.

I believe silly rumors that Steve Perry is recording again. I have perryism. Please hug me!

Perryism by Mister Nemo August 30, 2013

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Perryism

A religion in which you praise Sir Perry, his epic teachings of Algebra, and his almighty greatness.

Sir Perry taught his disciples how to use Algebra, and how to convert others to Perryism.

Perryism by Za_Gamer January 30, 2019

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Perryism's • percyism

Perryism's

n. Informal
A distinctive doctrine, system, theory or sayings by the one and only Perry:

"You will have that in Big Time Auto Racing"
"Score"
"Perrrrfect"
"Latar Man"
"To tell you the truth"
"Nice"
"Hello, this is Perry, you know I called you yesterday"
"So your telling me im glad to be on the edge"

Squid got so pissed he said a whole sting of Perryism's:
"Hello, this is Perry, you know Perry.. I just talked to you yesterady about the gears.. Nice, well some times you will have that in big time auto racing.. Well gotta run, Latar Man."

Perryism's by Bill Swiderski September 20, 2008

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percyism

a philosophical concept consisting of elements of atheism, hedonism and nihilism, shaped after the ideas of the romantic poet Percy Bysshe Shelley

I have been engaging in percyism these past few days.

percyism by themimegirl July 12, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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