perijstocia

the most despicable fucking fictional country to have ever existed
they support international terrorism across the globe and rapes the shit out of other foreign countries
it has been classified as "the world's globe rectum buttfucker"

bitchass nation run by the bitchboy senators who have been bought my mega corporations.
terrorists find it as its safe haven.
where the dumbest people do the most random shit imaginable, and it's somehow considered the savior of the planet

the place where people shit in front of children

bitch: "have you heard of perijstocia?"
fucker: "yeah, i hear it's great.."
bitch: "dumbass perijstocians are so fucking dumb they play with live wire, play russian roulette in basements, commit terrorism, commit ethnic cleansing and throw shit at people in festivals"
fucker: "oh"

perijstocia by perijstocia December 12, 2024

perijstocia

The most despicable fucking fictional country to have ever existed
It has been classified as "the globe's rectum buttfucker"

Bitchass nation run by bitchboy senators who have been bought by mega corporations.
Terrorist safe haven.
Where the dumbest people do the most random shit imaginable, and it's somehow considered the savior of the planet.

Perijstocia indoctrinates the masses to accept conflicting bullshit for their own ideological agenda.
Average salary is 171$/yr in addition to their >1,000,000,000% inflation. Government workers get up to >10,000,000$/yr for torturing and spying on people abroad.
A surveillance state that kills anyone deemed a dissident and/or against the regime.

Calls Azortozha the spawn of hell whilst waging war against all its neighbors.
Blames Azortozha for all of Perijstocia's problems.
Plagued by a 210-year-long deficit and economic depression.

People shit in front of children.
The oligarchy holds more political leverage than actual politicians.

Would attempt to do anything to gain the slightest advantage in maintaining the status quo, narrative and rhetoric.
Foreign countries buy into the bullshit of Perijstocia, especially "Ulum" which is considered to be the country of knowledge, whilst the only thing "knowledgeable" is reverberating the narrative and propaganda of Perijstocia in their own country and national "library". Ulum has "the best university" but behind its façade the government is a puppet regime to Perijstocia.

bitch: "have you heard of perijstocia?"
fucker: "yeah, i hear it's great.."
bitch: "dumbass perijstocians are so fucking dumb they play with live wire, play russian roulette in basements, commit terrorism, commit ethnic cleansing and throw shit at people in festivals"
fucker: "oh"
bitch: "even George Orwell would call this shit even worse than 1984"
bitch: "the country is filled with arsonists"

perijstocia by perijstocia December 19, 2024

perijstocia 2.0

An insidious fictional country run by the mega corporation QDR (Queried, Developed, Revolutionized). The president is a mascot of the country while corporations have more leverage in politics. The senate is highly corrupted and bribed by QDR to impose the most draconian laws even worse than of North Korea.
On the 2nd of every month, Perijstocia unleashes a torrent of secret police cronies to inspect the streets for cleanliness. if the police spot even a single crack on the road or a miniscule piece plastic, everyone in adjacent blocks are punished as well as their entire lineage.

QDR is also hypocritical as fuck because they orchestrate terrorist attacks against their own citizens to blame minorities. Perijstocia is a xenophobic state that artificially prolongs wars for centuries just to spite the minorities.
Schools are a weapon of control since children are expected to not believe what they feel nor see. Teachers often teach kids that whatever they see (whether a "prosperous" city or fireworks or anything), children believe in fact that whatever they're seeing is fake and that their brains are tricking them.
What's hilarious is that Perijstocia is heavily reliant of Azortozhan electricity and Khian electronics where Perijstocia pays 500,000,000$ a month to Azortozha for electricity. Perijstocia's power grids are so ass that they blackout every 2 hours. QDR says they created revolutionary technologies while not acknowledging their reliance on Khia for chips and R&D.

bitch: hey fuckface, we got perijstocia 2.0 and it just summarizes perijstocia perfectly!
fuckface: damn, i bet even george orwell would think this is worse than 1984
bitch: you're damn right

perijstocia 2.0 by perijstocia November 29, 2025

perijstocian politics 

Criticism against the government is strictly forbidden.

Calls Azortozha a militaristic dictatorship whilst not grasping the concept of all the freedoms granted in a social democracy, assuming all democracies are hell spawns.
Perijstocia itself bombed the shit out of Azortozha for 20 years straight, could only gain 200 square miles of territory because Azortozha's geography is better for defense than Perijstocia's.
People in villages eat maggots out of pure shit. In the winter, most of the villagers die from starvation.
Plagued by a 210-year-long deficit and economic depression.
The capital city is 1/2 flooded, and the government encourages the mega corporations to put advertisements on abandoned, flooded buildings rather than helping the populace relocate.

Commits ethnic cleansing to push their fucked-up narrative and rhetoric.
Most hypocritical president resides here.
Perijstocian president's claim against these ethnic cleansing allegations is to pretend that these provinces are their own "independent country"

The place where the homeless/poor have to harass the people.
The place where people shit in front of children.
The place where suicide bombings and shootings occur the most in protest of Perijstocia's constant invasions.

bitch: "perijstocian politics are a fucking joke"

perijstocian politics by perijstocia December 19, 2024