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perfect weekend 

Sexual intercourse with three different people over the course of a weekend. Ideally one each day, but it’s usually two on Saturday and one on Friday or Sunday. A threesome or foursome, while not in the same spirit, are still awesome, and are therefore applied towards the count.
I thought Friday and Saturday were just luck, but when that new girl came over Sunday I knew I was destined to have a perfect weekend.

Sally was the queen of perfect weekends, if I ever owned a train station I’d hire her to run it.
perfect weekend by bryken7 August 2, 2016
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Perfect Weekend 

A 3 day period, starting at 9 pm on a Friday going till 1 pm the following Sunday, that is spent in Marengo Ohio with the bros
I just spent the Perfect Weekend at the Heartland Retreat Center with the boys
Perfect Weekend by Ryan Beich November 16, 2018

perfect weekend 

a perfect weekend is when teams you hate lose while the team you love wins.
Sept 15th 2007. A Saturday of a perfect weekend - College Football: Auburn, Tennessee, and Notre Dame all lose while Alabama wins against Arkansas. Awesome.
perfect weekend by Capt_Ed September 30, 2007

perfect weekend 

A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.

Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."
perfect weekend by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024

Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend 

A term coined by social media influencer, Vishranth Ramsway, to describe a three day period (a weekend) in which a man sleeps with one of three different women on each day (Friday, Saturday, Sunday).
Bro I can’t believe I just had Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend, and they were all from Hinge!
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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