A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.
Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him
by witchieblackcat February 08, 2018
by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 27, 2017