A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.
Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him
by witchieblackcat February 8, 2018
Get the perfect turdmug. by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017
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