Definitions by witchieblackcat
preferred turd
Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"
preferred turd by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020
perfect turd
A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.
Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him
perfect turd by witchieblackcat February 8, 2018