Perect 

1. Having a perfect erection.

2. Being perfectly erected.

" I went over to his house and he was perect"

Perect by ADAM & Allison October 16, 2008

perect 

Peeing with an erection

'I woke up with morning wood today, so I had to lay down on the toilet horizontally and perect."

perect by chick whos nevr gotten a boner December 16, 2013

Perect 

When someone is ugly and fat, someone who looks like a fatass whale (max) (higgy’s gf)

higgy: My gf is perect

lily: ong she’s ugly

Perect by Ereh<3 November 6, 2021

Perfect Girl 

A perfect girl is the same as a regular girl but with equal parts sweet and dry vermouth (a martini typically uses dry vermouth and a Manhattan typically uses the sweet but the perfect Manhattan or perfect martini uses both).

Girl: I’m here. I got the vermouth but I didn’t know if you were making martinis or Manhattans so I picked up a bottle of each.
Boyfriend: Well aren’t you the perfect girl.

Perfect Girl by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

Perfect Cell 

Cell or Bio-Android Cell is one of the main antagonists of the famous anime Dragon Ball Z. He was created by Dr Gero. He is perfect, but Gohan still killed him.

"♪'P' is for 'priceless', the look upon your faces♪
♪'E' is for 'extinction', all your puny races♪
♪'R' for 'revolution', which will be televised♪
♪'F' is for how 'f**ked' you are, now allow me to repriiise♪
♪'E' is for 'eccentric', just listen to my song♪
♪'C' is for 'completion', that I waited for so long♪
♪'T' is for the 'terror', upon you I’ll bestow♪
(chuckles)
♪My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello.♪"
— "The "Perfect" Guy"

This is used in TeamFourStar's series "Dragon Ball Z Abridged" after Cell attains his Perfect form.

Perfect Cell by Perfect Cell June 5, 2018

perfection abuse 

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.

With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!

perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

The Perfect Salad 

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

The Perfect Salad by Megalog December 10, 2016