1. Having a perfect erection.

2. Being perfectly erected.
" I went over to his house and he was perect"
by ADAM & Allison August 21, 2008
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When you have to pee so bad you get a boner
Brandon: Man, I had to pee so bad during that math test that I got a boner.

Tyler: Yeah man, perections suck.
by NoPop December 19, 2009
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'I woke up with morning wood today, so I had to lay down on the toilet horizontally and perect."
by chick whos nevr gotten a boner December 16, 2013
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