perdle

Perdle (pur-dl) - To expel air and hot gasses out a females reproductive hole. A vagina fart

Back in the 80's we used to call queefs, "perdles".

by Timinatör . November 4, 2012

perplexcuse

An excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement

How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...

by mcgobri April 29, 2015

dildo peddler

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.

Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!

by stanky wanky March 7, 2017

richard perle

An evil zealot who promotes slaughter for profit.

Adolf Hitler

by zebedee March 29, 2003

Perplexified

When a nigga straight ponderin'

Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified

by perplexified May 18, 2019

mershed perderder

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".

"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger

by thedockingmaster November 29, 2012

perdedor

Loser in spanish.


see also Soy un perdedor

Paco is a perdedor.

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

by Kate March 13, 2005