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Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.
The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.
Penisjitsu by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013

Penisity 

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.
Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.
Penisity by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

penisbitch 

A term that is said when something bad happens
Bro 1 - Yo man the party was cancelled

Bro 2 - penisbitch!
penisbitch by ajay69 November 3, 2011

Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.
That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'
Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

penisfish 

i dont want a fish with a dick bigger then mine!

daddy i want a "penisfish"

peniswise 

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.
Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!
peniswise by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016