penis portal 

Another term for a girl who sleeps around.

After having sex with her boyrfriend in the bar bathroom, Penelope, being the penis portal that she is, left to go have sex with her best friend's boyfriend that same night.

penis portal by Capri Baker April 25, 2006

Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal

A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!

I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.

Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal by sixburghbbb July 11, 2010

portabello penis 

a very tiny shaft with a very large head.

That chick said my roommate has a portabello penis.

portabello penis by jrbdc November 2, 2011

Portland Penis Prickler 

After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.

Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.

Portland Penis Prickler by EliteSquall January 2, 2015