Penis Inspection

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Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.

"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"

Penis Inspection by The Jimmytron November 2, 2013

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Penis inspection Day

where you get fondled by your elementary gym teacher

on "Penis inspection day" my gym teacher fondled my junk

Penis inspection Day by samsonianmanbearpig December 8, 2010

Penis Inspection Day

A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.

Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!

Penis Inspection Day by friendmandude May 27, 2019

Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.

Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

Penis Inspection Day by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

Penis inspection day

Penis inspection day is held on May 6th. You are allowed to inspect penises without being called out as being gay.

Do you remember penis inspection day at school?

Penis inspection day by the cock inspector May 4, 2021

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Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.

Penis Inspection Day by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

Penis inspection day

What Bailey needs to do now

Bailey you know what day it is

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Penis inspection day by The Incredible Fella October 9, 2020

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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