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Penis hat
A type of hat that is made to look like a penis and is worn on the head. Although the material it is made from and the shape of it ect. is different it is based of the principle of the stove pipe hat.
It is often worn to ball games and other sporting events,and to school ect. and as a joke.
It is often worn to ball games and other sporting events,and to school ect. and as a joke.
Penis hat by Judge dredd7 September 9, 2011
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Party Hat Penis
Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.
Party Hat Penis by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021
Penis Hater
Penis Hater- a person who hates penises. Lesbian.
A guy who hates penises is straight and a penis hater.
A woman who hates penises is penis hater.
A guy who hates penises is straight and a penis hater.
A woman who hates penises is penis hater.
Penis Hater by DANIELLA =) December 7, 2003
I hate penis persons
Because of bad experiences (relationship, fwb, date). The desire of having a connexion with a penis person is none-existent. A girl who now hates penis persons doesn’t want anything to do with a man. She feels betrayed so she’s done with penis persons.
I hate penis persons by Stunnaaaaxoxox March 4, 2021
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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