A type of hat that is made to look like a penis and is worn on the head. Although the material it is made from and the shape of it ect. is different it is based of the principle of the stove pipe hat.
It is often worn to ball games and other sporting events,and to school ect. and as a joke.

He's got a penis hat on.

Penis hat by Judge dredd7 September 9, 2011

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penis hat • Penis Hater • Party Hat Penis • I hate penis persons • penis • penis wrinkle • penis fly trap • penis envy • Penis Colada • Penis-Fart

Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.

I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.

Party Hat Penis by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021

Penis Hater

Penis Hater- a person who hates penises. Lesbian.
A guy who hates penises is straight and a penis hater.
A woman who hates penises is penis hater.

My mom is a penis hater, and my brother. =P

Penis Hater by DANIELLA =) December 7, 2003

I hate penis persons

Because of bad experiences (relationship, fwb, date). The desire of having a connexion with a penis person is none-existent. A girl who now hates penis persons doesn’t want anything to do with a man. She feels betrayed so she’s done with penis persons.

- Since he broke my heart, god, I hate penis persons.

I hate penis persons by Stunnaaaaxoxox March 4, 2021

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026