A type of hat that is made to look like a penis and is worn on the head. Although the material it is made from and the shape of it ect. is different it is based of the principle of the stove pipe hat.
It is often worn to ball games and other sporting events,and to school ect. and as a joke.
Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.
I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.
Because of bad experiences (relationship, fwb, date). The desire of having a connexion with a penis person is none-existent. A girl who now hates penis persons doesn’t want anything to do with a man. She feels betrayed so she’s done with penis persons.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'