penis dial

to accidentally dial someone's phone number with ones penis while carrying the phone in the front pocket, leaving a confused person on the other end of the line. Often, this is a result of getting an erection while carrying the phone in ones front pocket. Analogous to a butt dial.

You penis dialed me. Again!

penis dial by helico December 25, 2019

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Penisdillyfuck

A person that has no idea that there constant gay sex with their elderly uncle is breaking up our friendship.

Bob is a real penisdillyfuck, I can't get his cock out of Mr. Henderson.

Penisdillyfuck by Jackmo December 4, 2003

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Penissial

Penis-like. similar qualities to that of a penis.

Not necessarily to be used as a derogatory term, but more to describe an object's appearance in shape, scent or feel.

Aimee's nipples flapped in a penissial manner.

Becky spied the building's penissial appearance, whilst imagining scenarios of which she would find most pleasurable.

Annie's hair is liable to being percieved as penissial today.

Penissial by JankMindFuck and DDD December 31, 2010

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penisdaily

penisdaily is when someone mistype denisdaily to penisdaily like a nebt
a nebt is a new type of duck that likes to say penisdaily

YOOO PENISDAILY IS COOL, oops i mistyped that

penisdaily by nelbert0906 December 27, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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