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Penis Cracker 

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Extremely dangerous female.
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Extremely horny female.
"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."
Penis Cracker by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003
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Penis Cracker 

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an extremely tasty cracker with a penis on top. (usually not bitten, suck it, then eat the cum filled cracker)
i had a delicious Penis Cracker last night.
Penis Cracker by Angel March 28, 2003
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Penis Cracker 

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It's a PC!
"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."
Penis Cracker by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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Penis Cracker 

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When your man-hood is a right angled.
Hey you know Doug Danger has a penis cracker. That's if he had a penis to bend
Penis Cracker by Doug Danger March 28, 2003
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Privileged Penis Cracker 

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A derogatory term used to describe a Caucasian male.
"If liberals ruled the world, white men would be renamed to 'Privileged Penis Cracker'."
Privileged Penis Cracker by Pencil_Head February 19, 2019
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privileged penis craker 

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The title a feminist gives a straight white male

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Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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Northstarring

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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