penis cage 

A BDSM device to 'control' the penis and male sex-drive. Frequently worn by 'sissy gurls' to feminise their sexual drive. Used to stop a male partner masturbating without his partners knowledge. Occaisionally worn by self lockers to centre their sexual tensioin by stopping masturbation outside of 'relesed' periods, which can vary from hours to days or months.

To stop Keith's sleeping around Carol fitted his penis cage nice and tight.

Harry was a self locker and wore his penis cage on dates.

At the nudist beach Samantha was fascinated by Ted's penis cage

penis cage by Townsman December 29, 2014

Penisage 

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

Penisage by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

peniscake 

An object or person which really sucks, badly.

Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes

peniscake by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004

peniscake 

A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.

Ingredients:

1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises

Yum! This peniscake taste like fried rice!

peniscake by Damon Gant December 26, 2007

peniscake 

what you describe someone when they're nice sometimes, but then other times, they're an asshole.

"here's a box of chocolate"
"aw thanks"
"lol fuck you they're poisoned"
"wow peniscake"

peniscake by yourmothersaysno December 14, 2013

Penisbagel 

A penisbagel is the word used when one acts dumb or does something stupid or wrong constantly.

Friend 1: "Sorry I screwed up againnnnnn!"
Friend 2: "Stop being such a penisbagel man....."

Penisbagel by CalamariJesus October 2, 2015

penismage 

Short for penis-magician. Describing something as able to work magic into a penis; or work magic with a penis.
Not to be confused with ass-master(master of the rectum).

Z: Hey Tom seen the penismage today?
T: No didn't know there was one in town.

penismage by John Doser February 19, 2009