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Pemberton 

an extremly lazy hand job. usually done naked but with no emotion, soundless
"What happened with that girl last night?"
"Eh, she only gave me a Pemberton."
Pemberton by jjbyrd October 8, 2011
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Pemberton 

The most rockin', handsome man in New York City. Always well dressed with a perfect air of confidence.
Check out Pemberton! Man, he's Rockin'!
Pemberton by Magaloop January 20, 2009

Pemberton 

British slang for a paedophile that touches adolescents.

"Look at that pemberton over there"
Pemberton

My highschool has a pemberton lurking inside.
Pemberton by DettolLover March 12, 2019

Pemberton 

a small ass red neck town near whistler,,,homofobic little fuck town
Wow u must be from pemberton.
Pemberton by sammy June 19, 2006

pemberton 

an "indie" hipster, particularly one of the Christian variety.
"Man, Jonah has been name-dropping Grizzly Bear all throughout today's sermon. What a pemberton."
pemberton by Paula W December 24, 2008

pemberton smith 

FUCKING DICKHEAD
"You're such a pemberton smith bro"

Pemberton Parachute 

A rarely observed mating ritual of homo sapiens from the Pacific North East. "The Pemberton Parachute" occurs when a female leaks or queefs male ejaculate and/or female "secretions" whilst asleep after a vigorous fudging. By the time of waking these various fluids have formed a cohesive bond in Satan's valley, swallowing, the entirety of the fitted sheet. Tired, but well rested from the previous nights fire hydrant jackhammering she leaps out of bed. This maneuver snaps the aforementioned fitted sheet from the mattress propelling the helpless woman out the window, fitted sheet, firmly attached in tow. It unfolds mid fall and thus safely, and embarrassingly returns the female to terra firma.
Meghan got a good shagging and had a good ol Pemberton Parachute eh?
Pemberton Parachute by A. Strange December 6, 2020
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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