Pemberton

an extremly lazy hand job. usually done naked but with no emotion, soundless

"What happened with that girl last night?"
"Eh, she only gave me a Pemberton."

by jjbyrd October 8, 2011

Pemberton

The most rockin', handsome man in New York City. Always well dressed with a perfect air of confidence.

Check out Pemberton! Man, he's Rockin'!

by Magaloop January 20, 2009

Pemberton

British slang for a paedophile that touches adolescents.

"Look at that pemberton over there"

Pemberton

My highschool has a pemberton lurking inside.

by DettolLover March 12, 2019

Pemberton

a small ass red neck town near whistler,,,homofobic little fuck town

Wow u must be from pemberton.

by sammy June 19, 2006

pemberton

an "indie" hipster, particularly one of the Christian variety.

"Man, Jonah has been name-dropping Grizzly Bear all throughout today's sermon. What a pemberton."

by Paula W December 24, 2008

pemberton smith

FUCKING DICKHEAD

"You're such a pemberton smith bro"

by asdfghjkliutrew May 4, 2018

Pemberton Parachute

A rarely observed mating ritual of homo sapiens from the Pacific North East. "The Pemberton Parachute" occurs when a female leaks or queefs male ejaculate and/or female "secretions" whilst asleep after a vigorous fudging. By the time of waking these various fluids have formed a cohesive bond in Satan's valley, swallowing, the entirety of the fitted sheet. Tired, but well rested from the previous nights fire hydrant jackhammering she leaps out of bed. This maneuver snaps the aforementioned fitted sheet from the mattress propelling the helpless woman out the window, fitted sheet, firmly attached in tow. It unfolds mid fall and thus safely, and embarrassingly returns the female to terra firma.

Meghan got a good shagging and had a good ol Pemberton Parachute eh?

by A. Strange December 6, 2020