pet peeves 

Something that somone finds extremely bothersome of annoying

Pet peeves ex: Heavy breathing, tapping on a table , smacking your gum, continuous sniffling.

pet peeves by Jxsel_ January 6, 2016

Pelvis Grinder 

A particularly large, manly, or muscular woman; who, in a sexual encounter, would likely rock your world to the point of causing you bodily harm.

Did you see the chick with the motorcycle that Frank got with? She was a real pelvis grinder, probably broke his junk right off.

Pelvis Grinder by Jdub45 June 12, 2015

clown pelvis 

End result after a girl, wearing WAY too much makeup, gives you head.

I had to scrub my shit for hours after that girl licked me up..I had a mean clown pelvis.

clown pelvis by tbrillz December 8, 2010

Pelvis thrusting 

The act which a male may partake of violently thrusting his pelvis back and forth as a means of travel. This is usually done towards a person you are travelling towards in order to make it really awkward for the other person.

"Omg that guy is Pelvis thrusting towards me again"

Pelvis thrusting by ryucaelum May 12, 2014

Peeves

Peeves is the Hogwarts poltergeist. Everyone hates him. He floats through the corridors reeking havoc. Argus Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker, has been trying to get him thrown out of the castle for a long time. He will only listen to The Bloody Baron, the Slytherin ghost.

Peeves was sining a song of his own composition:
"We did it! We bashed him! Wee Potter's the one! And Voldy's gone moldy so now let's have fun!"
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Peeves was found writing rude words on the chalkboard."

Peeves by Becca :) May 6, 2008

peeves

similar to ceebs, derived from PVS (persistent vegetative state). It denotes a greater laziness or lack of motivation to act.

Lee: You know, I ceebs to go to English class today.
John: I peeves to get out of my bed and give a fuck about life.

peeves by philjohn October 16, 2019

Pink Pelvis 

The female equivalent of blue balls. The condition a woman develops when she is seduced to the point of an explosive orgasm, and then abandoned suddenly by the seducer. It should only be attempted by a really skilled seducer since an amateur is quite likely to become impressed by his seduction of the woman and allow her to proceed to the aforementioned explosive orgasm. Pink Pelvis should only be given as a punishment for serial Blue Balls givers.

Q: Hey, why's Sharon so bitchy today.

A: Man, i gave her the Pink Pelvis last night.

Sharon's victim: Serves her right for Blue Balling me 3 times!

Pink Pelvis by Your shrink's brain October 23, 2010