pelp
Penis-Endowed Life Partner. Compare with "VELP", which was coined by Tim Minchin regarding female partners. PELP is the male equivalent of this.
pelp by Spirit (CatsnBatsFeet) January 24, 2011
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pelp
Pelping someone means to slowly insert a dead fish into their rectum.
This is taken from a famous German cartoon by Walter Moers.
This is taken from a famous German cartoon by Walter Moers.
...where he was pelped by the Inquisition...
pelphang
-stupid people (plural-pelphangs)
-used to describe someone of great stupidity or dumbness
-usually are uneducated people who are not able to understand information to a certain level
-a pelphang is on the level of stupidity that you would walk down an escalator going up
-they are usually quite introverted because they have no friends, this is the result of being or becoming a pelphang
-used to describe someone of great stupidity or dumbness
-usually are uneducated people who are not able to understand information to a certain level
-a pelphang is on the level of stupidity that you would walk down an escalator going up
-they are usually quite introverted because they have no friends, this is the result of being or becoming a pelphang
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I was "pelping" your sister lastnight
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pelpar by skyline619 August 31, 2006
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