peepee-atrician 

Person who professionally deals with the health of minor wee wee.

K Timmy, the peepee-atrician needs to take a looksie at your schnitzel.

peepee-atrician by thejellydonutman March 15, 2017

peedeeatrician 

A medical doctor who aids "wayward" youths in not running afoul of Johnny Law (i.e., the "pee dee") in their local area.

A peedeeatrician can indeed sometimes make a noticeable difference in an area with a sizeable number of cops, but due to ongoing budget-cuts and officer-misconduct scandals, there is so much "peedeeattrition" (less "active" police departments' closing, cops' retiring early or being fired/transferred due to corruption, etc.) nowadays that a lot of smaller/less-populated areas are pretty much "immune" to juvenile-delinquent prosecution, anyway, especially with less-serious infractions like noisy parties or petty theft.

peedeeatrician by QuacksO November 12, 2018