peedeeatrician 

A medical doctor who aids "wayward" youths in not running afoul of Johnny Law (i.e., the "pee dee") in their local area.

A peedeeatrician can indeed sometimes make a noticeable difference in an area with a sizeable number of cops, but due to ongoing budget-cuts and officer-misconduct scandals, there is so much "peedeeattrition" (less "active" police departments' closing, cops' retiring early or being fired/transferred due to corruption, etc.) nowadays that a lot of smaller/less-populated areas are pretty much "immune" to juvenile-delinquent prosecution, anyway, especially with less-serious infractions like noisy parties or petty theft.

peedeeatrician by QuacksO November 12, 2018

peediatrician 

A medical doctor who treats children with urinary issues, such as bed-wetting, being slow to progress in potty-training, etc.

Ethan Couch may indeed not have needed a peediatrician as a toddler, but his real problems began a bit later in his childhood development, when his **solid-matter waste** began colliding with the electric breeze-creator at regular intervals (in other words, what he preferred or liked did not comfortably "mesh" with what his fellow humans on the planet would have found tolerable or reasonable)!

peediatrician by QuacksO November 26, 2018