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pee-wee herman 

The act of masturbating in a movie theatre.
That movie was so great, that I pulled a pee-wee herman!
pee-wee herman by Da Bus February 25, 2005
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Pee Wee Herman 

A funny, weird, and wacky character created by himself aka Paul Reubens. Pee Wee Herman's character origniated with "The Groundlings", which them catapulted him to create "The Pee Wee Herman Show". As time passed, Pee Wee Herman successfully created a tv show named "Pee Wee's Playhouse", and not to mention a successful movie directed by Tim Burton called "Pee Wee's Big Adventure".
"I know you are but what am I?"
"NAKED GUMBY AHHH"
"Kids hurry up and finish your breakfast so you can watch Pee Wee's Playhouse."
"Pee Wee Herman is my hero"
Pee Wee Herman by Jeremypr July 22, 2008

Pee wee Herman 

A man gets caught jerking in a movie theater pee wee don't keep your hands to yourself
Pee wee Herman you're going to jail for a long time
Pee wee Herman by Pee-wee Jones June 12, 2019

pee wee herman 

To jerk-off in public.
I saw Saddam Hussein pee wee herman in jail.
pee wee herman by Peter Eaton May 16, 2006

Pee Wee Herman 

A perverted pedophile who once had a successful tv show called Pee Wees playhouse
Mike: Hey Todd isn't Pee Wee Herman a faggish fag

Todd: Yes he molested me
Pee Wee Herman by ikdfnioghnh October 16, 2008

pee wee herman 

To puncture any solid material with your dick and leave a hole.
Shane pee wee hermaned the wall connected to the bathroom to create a peep hole.
pee wee herman by Matt Morrison April 15, 2005

Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick
You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn
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