Eatey petey means a man that eats box like a pro but then turn around and deny the shit. It’s the too cool for school ass niggas. It be the niggas that hate hoes.

“Fuck a thotiana I’m looking for a eatey petey”

“He look like a eatey petey”

“He ate me out like a eatey petey”

eatey petey by HemaEbk March 25, 2019

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Pedestrian Pick

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

Pedestrian Pick by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011

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The Brady Petey Pat Band

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

The Brady Petey Pat Band by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

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pederas

Common word in bulgarian that describes your friends

Zdraveite pederasi

pederas by nasko222 February 13, 2020

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