Pedestriana

Of or relating to the mundanities of daily life.

Sally sighed at the pedestriana of her life as she sat on the same bench, sipping from the same Big Gulp mug and watching the same neighbours shuffle by ... much the same as she had everyday for the past four years.

by Ciardap July 3, 2022

pedestriana

the clacking tongue cliques that , having failed at everything else, slut shame and bully other submissive women who have achieved success in both life and BDSM. These types litter the bingo tables at play parties in Southern Ontario (yet no play) squeezed into the same boring LoveHoney faux corset/fishnet ensemble and are led by an flat as a board overbearing "domme" tupperware party clitterari socialite named LadyDragonSlipper.

use: "the pedestriana roiled with rage as the gorgeous and super polite new submissive stole the only Master worth being mastered at last nights play party dude!"

also: "the pedestriiana appeared at the play party wearing "corsets" that made me wonder if they know what a corset actually is dude"

the pedestriana roiled with rage as the gorgeous and super polite new submissive stole the only Master worth being mastered at last nights play party dude!"

"the pedestriiana appeared at the play party wearing "corsets" that made me wonder if they know what a corset actually is dude"

by onefinekitty January 5, 2023

pedestriana

the clacking tongue cliques that , having failed at everything else, slut shame and bully other submissive women who have achieved success in both life and BDSM. These types litter the bingo tables at play parties in Southern Ontario (yet no play) squeezed into the same boring LoveHoney faux corset/fishnet ensemble and are led by an flat as a board overbearing "domme" tupperware party socialite named LadyDragonSlipper.

the pedestriana roiled with rage as the gorgeous and super polite new submissive stole the only Master worth being mastered at last nights play party dude!"

"the pedestriiana appeared at the play party wearing "corsets" that made me wonder if they know what a corset actually is dude"

by onefinekitty January 5, 2023

Pedestrian Pick

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011

flesh pedestrian

*whispers* alternate name for skin walker. Saying “skin walker” aloud is said to bring unwanted attention from the entities. Using “flesh pedestrian” allows you to discuss the entities without risking attack.

My sister and I saw a flesh pedestrian while driving at night through the desert. I was so scared it would follow us!

by Niree1978 February 1, 2021

pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005

red sea pedestrian

Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.

Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.

by Clay April 30, 2003