1. noun-Product that shaves away skin from disgusting people's feet.
2. verb-To use above mentioned product on someone else's feet.
3. adjective or adverb-when used to describe the product above as it applies to raunchiness
1. Before I had some really fucked, repugnant dogs, but now that I have this I can go without socks around my family. Thanks ped egg!
2. Jesus Christ! Them shits is fucking AWFUL! Someone should ped egg your ass!
3. Oh my Gawd man. That woman you were talking to last night was fucking skanky. I bet her shit was ped-egg-gross.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'