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dildo peddler 

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.
Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!

smut peddler 

smut peddler by daughters February 7, 2005

Piddly-ass 

Something that is shitty, small, unimportant, lame, or dull
I hate government websites, they make them as least productive as possible so you can waste a whole day on a piddly-ass task.

I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.
Piddly-ass by mstr August 14, 2009
Someone who is involved in the distribution/trade cycle of illegal merchandise and goods.
"CJ is the neighborhood peddler, he can get you anything you want; knifes, guns, porn, whatever."
peddler by local peddler July 21, 2006

Peddy Cash 

An influential and judgmental moped gang from Chicago, IL
Rando 1: "Peddy Cash never comes to my stupid Thursday night rides."

Grom 1: "I love riding mopeds but Peddy Cash hates me."

Hater Dude: "What, do you have to be Peddy Cash to get into this place?"

Grom 2: "I threw a kit on it but Peddy Cash didnt care."
Peddy Cash by stewartc March 31, 2011

Dope Peddler 

DOPE :- cocaine/crack/heroin.
PEDDLER :- pusher, supplier & seller.
Brings, sells and hands over goods (drugs).

A Drug Dealer
Someone who sells cocaine/crack/dope or just generally drugs.
THE OLD DOPE PEDDLER - TOM LEHRER

"When the shades of night are falling,
Comes a fellow ev'ryone knows,
It's the old dope peddler,
Spreading joy wherever he goes.
Ev'ry evening you will find him,
Around our neighborhood.
It's the old dope peddler
Doing well by doing good.

He gives the kids free samples,
Because he knows full well
That today's young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow's clientele.
Here's a cure for all your troubles,
Here's an end to all distress.
It's the old dope peddler
With his powdered ha-happiness."