peasantries

Collective noun, defining the group of magazines such as Love It, Take a Break, Chat, That’s Life, and Pick Me Up.

Commonly include “money-saving” or “useful” hints, tips, and life-hacks, such as swapping 100g of grapes for 100g of radishes to save 49 calories, or gluing together and hanging old and unwanted CDs to create wall art for your home.

Debra and Sharon rolled their eyes as Jackee read aloud headlines such as “Battered 50 times with a bat” and “My own sister sold me for sex and my mum refused when I asked for help”.

“Reading the peasantries again, Jackee?”

by Absolutely No One You Know May 29, 2019

Lucifer's pleasantries

First, have some bitch give you a dirty blow job, mouthin all over your feces-encrusted hairy rooster. Now listen to the next part carefully because it is done through precision timing, hours of practice, and a dirty one legged mexican named antonio. You yank your one eyed gorilla out of that whore's mouth right before you feel dessert is about to be served, and take a lighter to the semen shooting out of your sparkling beam, lighting the juice on fire midair. While the raining meteors clunk on the hooker's face, calmly look into that crack-head's eyes and whisper "you're a wizard, harry." Conclude this lovely session by soaking your hand in Bengay and fist the bitch's pussy, clawing at the walls of her genitalia.

After she lapped on my balls, i decided to perform Lucifer's pleasantries on her.

by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 January 20, 2009

peasantvision

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.

I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.

by imav January 14, 2005

Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.

Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009

peasantvision

Postmodern televised redux of the medieval bread and circus, and capitalist propaganda arm for established business elite. This medium focuses heavily on highly funded advertisements, blatant disinformation, sophomoric content, and other diversionary programming of little cultural value. Peasantvision predominantly serves hidden interest groups and functions to blur distinctions between information, entertainment and advertising in order to corporately engineer consumer conformity, mass ignorance and submission to commercial hierarchies. Pejoratively named peasantvision due to the relatively low socio-economic status of its most frequent users.

The wonders of peasantvision have let Americans enjoy stimulating and life changing events like the birth of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the plight of OJ Simpson and the neverending sexual high-jinks of Paris Hilton.

by J0e_B October 12, 2007

piss pleasantries

The type of conversation you have with a person you're not really inclined to talk to. What you say when your better side, or simply human nature, is too polite to ignore someone you don't like, don't want to talk to, but have just unexpectedly bumped into.

"Did you see Veruca the other day? Her fashion sense is awful."
"Yeah, I actually exchanged piss pleasantries the other day at the grocery store. I was stuck in line with her at the cashier."

by Mersault77 June 7, 2014

Pleasntries

Pleasntries is a musician that has mad songs like The Greatest Song Ever Made, Please Don't Put Me Away, and You Shouldn't Have Made Fun Of Me. He has been making songs for his YouTube channel since 2014 with his first public post being The Chocolate Chalk Opera. He usually posts his songs to the channel with a silly animation to go along with it. He currently has 77 thousand subscribers but he continues to put out great music for all to listen to.

Have you heard the new Pleasntries song yet?

by UraniumTexan July 11, 2023