pearlharbored

j drops the bomb on you

M:I have moved the swollen boot stock from previous years into sale in the front line stores to obtain mainline percentages.

J:WTF!! why would you do that? the margin is your job.

M: opps I just got pearlharbored by trying to get on with things.

Pearlharboring must happen in meetings!!

by retaileronomiss June 9, 2011

anal pearlharbor

When you sneak up on your partner from behind, and penetrate them anally with out their consent

I so pulled an anal pearlharbor on that hot chick at the party last night

by ernesto smackatelli jr III September 22, 2010

Pearl Harbored

When one person of asian ethnicity invites several of his asian friends to a party, who in turn invite several more asians, creating a mass of asians (much like extreme elimination challenge) who invade the party, taking it over and making all the non-asian guests quite uncomfortable.

Guy 1: Dude what was with all the asians at that party last night?

Guy 2: We shouldn't have invited Alex, he Pearl Harbored the fuck out of that party.

by Eric, Kevin and Alex Yang November 20, 2007

Pearl Harbored

Getting fucked in the ass, out of nowhere.

"My teacher gave a quiz that I wasn't ready for today :("

"Oh man, you definitely got pearl harbored . . . poor bitch."

by Eduardito October 20, 2012

Pearl Harbored

When you take a shit and the toilet water splashes up and hits your but, or anus

I hate when I take a massive dump and I get pearl harbored.

by PilotJones February 23, 2014

Pearl Harbored

To have been the victim of a sneak attack.

Jimmy so Pearl Harbored Paul when he hit him upside the head from behind.

by pezmeister April 18, 2006

Pearl Harbored

When an Asian walks in on you unexpectedly or un-announced with total surprise to you.

Roommate 1: "Dude, I totally got Pearl Harbored by the Asian guy next door when I was using the bathroom."

Roommate 2: "Isn't that like the second time this week?"

Roommate 1: "Ya, I didn't even see it coming."

Roommate 2: "Today is a day that will live in infamy."

by ewat44 September 14, 2011