peanut dick 

The result of causing someone to pink sock

If I hadn't worn a condom, I'd be sporting some filthy peanut dick.

peanut dick by drb0mb October 20, 2007

peanut dick 

When one's significant other is pregnant and the unborn child has the face/spirit of George Washington Carver. When one copulates with the partner, the unborn George Washington Carver fellates one's penis while engaged in the vaginal canal, thereby imparting "peanut dick."

"Carol's pregnant with George Washinton Carver's spirit and he totally gave me peanut dick last night when I was fucking her."

peanut dick by George Washington Carver's Father November 13, 2007

Peanut butter dick 

When you are allergic to peanut butter and you accidentally get it on your dick and die.

Skippy died because of peanut butter dick.

Peanut butter dick by GSstudent2019 May 23, 2017

Peanut Butter Dick (PD) 

When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.

man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!

Peanut Butter Dick (PD) by MinutePeeps March 5, 2011

Peanut Butter Dick (PBD) 

someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.

“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”

Peanut Butter Dick (PBD) by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018

Peanut butter dick 

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”

Peanut butter dick by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

Peanut butter dick 

A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”

Peanut butter dick by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019