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peanut dick 

When one's significant other is pregnant and the unborn child has the face/spirit of George Washington Carver. When one copulates with the partner, the unborn George Washington Carver fellates one's penis while engaged in the vaginal canal, thereby imparting "peanut dick."
"Carol's pregnant with George Washinton Carver's spirit and he totally gave me peanut dick last night when I was fucking her."

Peanut butter dick 

When you are allergic to peanut butter and you accidentally get it on your dick and die.
Skippy died because of peanut butter dick.

Peanut Butter Dick (PD) 

When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.
man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!

Peanut Butter Dick (PBD) 

someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.
“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”

Peanut butter dick 

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”

Peanut butter dick 

A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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