Peanut-Butter-Dicked

On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.

I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Peanut butter dick

When you are allergic to peanut butter and you accidentally get it on your dick and die.

Skippy died because of peanut butter dick.

by GSstudent2019 May 23, 2017

Peanut Butter Dick (PD)

When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.

man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!

by MinutePeeps March 5, 2011

Peanut Butter Dick (PBD)

someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.

“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”

by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018

Peanut butter dick

A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019