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Peanut butter Bitch

A girl who puts peanut butter on her vag and makes her dog lick it off.
CharlieBrook is a peanut butter bitch.
Peanut butter Bitch by Aloeverahoe January 4, 2018

peanut butter bitch slap

Stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter, then slap her in the face with those nutty nuts.
I gave a peanut butter bitch slap toEsther, and she licked it off.

Peanut butter gutter bitch

A peanut butter gutter bitch is an individual who likes to lick peanut butter out of a gutter cleaners ass hole
Yo lastnight Austin Chambers turned me into a peanut butter gutter bitch

Big booty peanut butter baby bitches 

Babies with large buttocks with a thick layer of peanut butter covering their entire body who constantly steal yo man.
Safety Instructions:
-Always keep securely contained. If you do not do so it will easily escape your watch and steal yo man
-Do not make eye contact. If you do the BBPBBB will be able to enter your soul and eat away at your humanity until there's nothing left but peanut butter. Then it will steal yo man
-If you must, only ever feed it battery acid and peanut butter. Anything else will cause it to spontaneously combust, blowing up a 10 block radius, killing you and everyone around you. Then it will steal yo man, if he wasn't blownup of course.
How to kill it:
-Be single. It will die of disappointment.
-Feed it almond butter instead of peanut butter. It will become so enraged that it will kill itself
Please, if you spot a big booty peanut butter baby bitch and wanna keep yo man, do not engage.
Guy: Whoa dude? Why is peanut butter leaking from every hole in your body? KInda hot ngl.
Other guy: I kidnapped some big booty peanut butter baby bitches and forgot avoid eye contact
Guy: Oh you fuckin idiot. This is 101 cmon how could you forget?
Other guy: I know, I know. Wait! Behind you!
Guy: AaAAAaaAAhHAHhHHAHah
Other guy: goddamit it stole my man

Peanut Butter and Bitches

A word used when frustrated or angry.
"Hey Bob, someone stole yo dank."
"Aww Peanut Butter and Bitches!"
Peanut Butter and Bitches by Andr4w October 12, 2015
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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