Peanut Allergy 

A Peanut Allergy is a biological mutation causing an individual’s body to be incapable of processing peanuts or peanut products. This condition rarely shows up in normal people, but is generally a symptom of being homeschooled or sheltered as a child. Doctors have difficulty diagnosing a Peanut Allergy, so they typically rely on other symptoms of being homeschooled. These symptoms include a lack of any athletic ability, inability to make eye contact, or an insatiable desire to participate in spelling bees. There is no known cure to a Peant Allergy, but exposing affected individuals to standard social interactions has shown to decrease the severity of the allergic reaction.

Bob: Why doesn’t he want any of my peanut butter cookies?
Kiesha: He was homeschooled, so he has a Peanut Allergy.
Bob: Oh, that explains why he made a strange noise and ran away when I tried to talk to him. Sad.

Peanut Allergy by Home sCOOL May 11, 2021

peanut allergy 

people who have peanut allergies are losers.

Peanut allergy occurs when your immune system mistakenly identifies peanut proteins as something harmful. Direct or indirect contact with peanuts causes your immune system to release symptom-causing chemicals into your bloodstream. Exposure to peanuts can occur in various ways: Direct contact.

peanut allergy by kennedy.maze July 3, 2023

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day 

Nov. 8th

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day by urdadnmom November 7, 2019

Peanut Allergies 

A term used big big brother houseguests in place of the word crying

When the hgs saw their family tapes, they all got peanut allergies.

Tyler went up into Angela’s HOH room after jc made a joke about Brett giving Angela a massage and asked Angela if she had peanut allergies.

Peanut Allergies by Hcfb0808 October 5, 2018