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sober as a peach 

someone who is so drunk dat they think peaches are sober
Kory: Hey Karli, yer drunk
Karli: NO im not im sober as a peach!!!
sober as a peach by soberasapeach November 18, 2007

Skinny as a peach 

When a Maine Coon is so thin that if he doesn't eat more he may waste away into nothing.
Mama, the Vet said I'm skinny as a peach! I have to eat more Shrimpies.

Warm as a peach 

when the weather outside is fairly warm, but not too hot
Ben: "Hey Sarah, it's warm as a peach outside today!"
Sarah: "Is that a real phrase?"
Warm as a peach by PeachWarmer September 10, 2020

pretty as a peach

A southern phrase meaning a woman or thing is exceptionally beautiful. Can be used as a way of reference or as a compliment.
Did you see that girl just now? Wow! Pretty as a peach!
pretty as a peach by Joonie23 August 18, 2022

ashley peace 

strang abnormal tubastyle binbag dycke funny makes faces and enjoys sex
ashley peace is all of the above and enjoys using the words above
ashley peace by ashley March 2, 2005